This'll never work...

When I can't sleep I think of many things.

I can't sleep.

It's only 11.44pm I know. But I still know I'll not sleep.

I'm stupid and try to sleep during the day when I'm tired.

They tell you to sleep when you're tired or else your body will start to malfunction.
Mine didn't.

So I carried on. This means I now sleep late into the day, for a bit in the afternoon and never in the night. It all seems rather confusing but I suppose if I manage to do what I need to and survive then it's a way of life.

I used to try counting sheep when I was younger as this has been a long standing problem.
My problem is that I got emotionally attached to my sheep.

I'd name them. And then make up a life story. Now for some people this would do the trick and send them to sleep. For me it had the opposite effect.

So I don't count sheep any more.

I'm going to blog instead in the hope that I'll bore myself to sleep. Forgive me if this blog turns into a steady stream of hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh's this means that I've fallen asleep on the keyboard.